Hello, I'm the one that you're parents warned you about!!

I'm the head proofreader for Death Toll where I try to keep things lively in between proofing jobs. I am definitely addicted to my "Proofer's Red Ink" drug and really enjoy my work there!!

I am also known as Death Toll's "Resident Pervert and Old Fart" and I am constantly working hard to maintain my low and seedy reputation that's taken me over five decades to develop!!

So please come visit me at deathtollscans.com, the admins there keep me locked up in the lowest sub-level of their dungeons!

I'm in the last cell on the left!!

right..... Well welcome. I hope you enjoy you're stay here. It's nice to have another old pervert here. We can never have enough.

Have Fun

lol, welcome to the forum and hope you enjoy your stay, cant stop thinking that ur username comes from a mix of Jiraya and chuck norris

Thanks for the welcome!! You're right about Jiraya but not about Mr. Norris. Chuck is derived from my first name, Charles.

And Like Jiraya, I'm a lifetime fan of the female form. Aaahh! What a wonderful world it is that has women in it!!

By the way, if you visit us at Death Toll, DON'T believe everything they say about me! The good things are DEFINITELY not true!!

I am the grand master [troll] here; sadly, I am too lazy to do anything.

Anyway, you are just.. well.. should be blessed that I decided to read this since I tend to ignore most newbies because this forum is dying.

This is interesting. Will Perv be a new ally to BRS or a new enemy?????

Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!!!

I don't know what BRS is, therefore I have no opinion on it. In all honesty, (A despicable trait that I am rarely accused of), I registered here so I could help William with Cage of Eden in my capacity as a proofreader.

But I'm always willing to stir up s**t, errr... Have fun at other people's expense, errr... with others!

This guy is okay; everyone love him.

Welcome to someone's harem mission Negima Lost Magic, though its already shown on the banner XD
Lets murder! get along to rule the world become friends
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Once again, moose and squirrel lose! Come, Natasha, we shall celebrate with perversity #813 tonight!!

Or, if you're not in the mood, I could always just pop open a cold one down at the morgue. Especially since, to paraphrase an old nursery rhyme:

Some like 'em hot,
I like 'em cold.
Dead, rotting,
In the ground,
Nine days old!

OUCH!! Who threw that rock!? I thought that only happened at Death Toll where my incestuously adored, blond, double D cupped sister keeps the staff supplied with high-density rocks just to keep me in line!!

^ Thought you'd evacuate after finding out DT was doing it. :P

......................................................... I lack words.

Just make sure that the soda is Dr. Pepper, the preferred beverage of perverts like me and also of Mad Scientists, as I learned from watching Stein's Gate!!

Steins Gate is way too confusin'.

Confused! You won't be after next week's episode of "Soap!"

Google it, youngsters!!

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Mwahahaha, welcome!!