With a beautiful beach view, you will bask in the glory of this estate. Recommended for elderly couples with young children.
This one is what our clients often refer to as "sumptuous". It is expensive but you get good value for your money in the long run. We have a no-negro policy, apologies.
This is actually a dog kennel but we charge the same price (we'll tell you the price after you've signed the contract. Suitable for young children, too. And exes).
Located on the land of a former medical asylum, this house is our most affordable due to its bloodstained past. Former patients have complained of screaming noises at midnight and horrible prophecies of their children being killed by black people.

And this is the manager's special for the month (once again we'll tell you the price once you've bought the contract.
You'll have to sell a kidney for this. You will have to sell your children for this.